A stellar-mass black hole (~10 M☉) inspiralling into OC’s IMBH (8,200 M☉) produces a gravitational wave signal detectable by LISA if the mass ratio q = m/M ≥ 10−³. The SNR scales with the number of GW cycles in band. By the Peters (1964) GW-inspiral formula, a separation of a few hundredths of an AU (tens of Schwarzschild radii) merges in ~4 yr, comfortably inside LISA’s nominal mission; a wide parsec-fraction separation of 0.01 pc, by contrast, takes >10²&sup0; yr to inspiral under GW emission alone — observationally irrelevant. This is the channel that would provide a direct IMBH mass to <1%. No other channel can match LISA’s mass precision once the signal is in band. The EMRI calculator lets you vary the secondary mass, orbital separation, and eccentricity to explore the parameter space that LISA can reach in its nominal 4-year mission.