Frank Drake's 1961 equation is almost always presented as a point estimate — multiply seven parameters and read off N, the number of communicating civilisations. But every factor is deeply uncertain. Sandberg, Drexler & Ord (2018, "Dissolving the Fermi Paradox") showed that if you replace each parameter with a log-uniform prior spanning the plausible range, the resulting distribution over N has substantial probability mass at N = 0. This is not the paradox disappearing; it is the paradox being properly stated. We are not confident that other civilisations exist. The Monte Carlo tool runs 10,000 samples and shows you the full posterior: the probability that N < 1, N < 10, N > 106, and the median and mean. The Sandberg 2018 preset is the most defensible starting point. The Drake 1961 point-estimate preset shows why naive optimism produces the paradox in the first place.